one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty
(N.) 'nar-ko-fes-tee The bad habit of falling asleep at parties. Also (n.) NARCOFESTER (one prone to this affliction). Usage: As Giselle and Renata laughed madly in a corner of the crowded room, they noticed Norman slumped on a sofa, dead asleep, mouth open, snoring. He had, once again, succumbed to narcofesty.
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And nope. Definitely not.
Everyone wants to be Batman, but everyone should be Captain America.